Monday, January 31, 2011

massage reviews - houston backpage

Just like most guys, i like geting massages with both therapeutic and mutual benefits. Lets face it, when  most guys they call and book, they don't know what to expect. When you dial a number from Backpage, you knever know if these girls are really who they claim to be and it's very dissapointing when you burn your gas and your time only to be scammed or played.

I have gone to several of these ladies and i have my own dissappointments and i thought this would be a good way to share my experiences while i invite you to share yours. I hate it when i show up somewhere expecting some exciting rub down and happy ending just to find out a fat ass woman who used 20 years old pictures.

Here are some of the best that i've visited so far. I have saved the last for the worst!


Call Nikki at 832-390-seven 4 zero 7 (westchase area)
This is the BEST massage i've ever had !! She worked for a big massage parlor so she's got awesome skills. Very beautiful woman with perfect curves, nice round ass, huge clevage, tall, very smart red head. Her skills are just out of this world. Nice convoYou get top and bottom views plus whatever else is on the menu as per your liking and your pocket !!!!

JAYDEN 832-628-9830
- Very skilled, nice smart convo, sexy clevage with an awesome personality. Best butt i've seen so far.Very attentive and intimate and makes you feel like a king.Go home happy !

CANDICE 713-876-9691 or Angel 832-887-7310
-These two are actually sisters. I hae seen both numerous times. Candice is a little shy but naughty, nice cleveage, sexy body and has very good skills. Go home happy!
-Angel is naughtier than her sister Candice, same body type and clevage but you can tell Angel is more experienced and relaxed. Good skills and can negotiate. Go home happy!

ANN (713) 873-1767  & AEX (713) 839-6944
Poster's age: 28
-This two have fake pictures but are very SKILLED at what they do. I have seen Alex numerous times and she's awesome with very sexy huge natural clevage. Very nice convo, attentive and playfull. Money's worth.

 Yvette 832-893-2887
Very skilled Latina woman with very good hands, nice convo, some inspirational massage music, funny personality, nice oils with a warm towel. Very sexy nice cleavage but you only have top view options while she's wearing slacks but overal an awesome experience.

 3007 s. Dairy Ashford Ste. 1 @ Richmond
-This is an asian place. I visited this place back in early 2010 and was dissapointed. This asian chick took me to the steam room, left me there naked for 30 minutes and was too playfull, looked very young and was just a waste of my time and money!

-went back there again to complain but met this girl called April. Very beautiful, nice body, clevage, sexy and very playfull but in a sensual way. Awesome body rub, she even cleaned my ass with baby wipe!! Gave me several options on the menu! Went home very Happy!

Juliana 281-529-5455
She's actually skilled a massage therapist and she knows her skills very well. Very smart, good convo, funny and you get top view & bottom. Tall athletic that makes sure you go home very Happy!

Madison 832*438*7696  age: 27
-This is not really massage but a rub down! She's very cute, with sexy huge clevage and will offer you many options depending on what you feel like eating! Very nice round ass and her friend isnt' bad either. Top & bottom view Plus dessert depending on you :)

Nikki 832-885-6725!! , 290/610
Very new to the business but girl will rub you right to the minute your session ends. Huge clevage, tall, kinda a little tummy, very cute and sexy. She needs work on her skills but oeveral is good not the best but worth your money. Top and bottom view plus go home HAPPY!

Sunflower 8325973762 - montrose area, downtown
-Saw this girl called Lisa. Petite small vietnamese with cute face and huge clevage. Very friendly, palyfull, mature, nice convo. Very spacious room with bathroom and shower. Here is all you can have on the menu depending on your pocket!

281-740-4049 - Hours 11.00 am ~~~~~~~~~~ 10.00 pm
This is a hit or miss depending on who you get. Mostly Latin ladies in a very hidden Apts close to Galleria. About 5 ladies but i lucked out and found the most stunnig 21 yr old, with natural huge boobs, very tiny P, got a body rub and left very happy!


 281-763-4437  Lindsey  Age: 21
Very young, she'll just slap some oil on your back and give you a quick non-intimate rub down and finish you off within minutes. Girl can't talk and seemed mad or sad like she's been forced to do this. Very small clevage and petite body type

Summer 832-692-9304 Poster's age: 21
Same as Lindsey and infact they share same space!! This one very innocent but won't give you full view either and very unskilled.

Be Pleased 702 265 5554.
After she got the donation She said she had to go somewhere and I would have to leave. When I asked for my change she refused. Looks like she gained 50 lbs.

Erotic Skilled CUTE ——— LaTina Call me Now :) .....832-297-4902
-stoped by to see her and when she opened that door, i was turned off!! very short and not pretty at all. Looks like a midget and  very hard to find her location.!! Time & money waster!

Harwin/Hillcroft 713-952-9300
-Stopped by once, had this older latina lady who was doing a good job but had very small boobsl, and was okay, not pretty not ugly just in the middle but nothing sensual at all. These chicks use fake pics!!

Elite Touch 713-943-0555 /Vanessa
-These ladies use fake photos and look far from pretty.  Though it's only $60, it's not worth my money and time really!

Jade, Carmen, Marika, Cari, *281-727-0249*
Poster's age: 22
-Fake photos, and they claim to be exotic but all blacks. It's actually 3 girl, one is kinda cute, another one is okay and one very young girl. I stopped by their apt and changed my mind, since they lied who they were. I suspect they either don't give a good service or will upsell you.

 Famous cell 281-605-0180:
-She's cute but she has lost major weight so the Ass is kinda flat with very small Clevage.! More proffesional than friendly. Kinda easily gets angry if you ask too many questions though satisfies your need!

Megan........832}967-0848>SENSUAL RUBDOWN.....By Beautiful & Busty Blonde
Megan never has her actual pictures posted. She just had a baby about 8 months ago, so she has some tummy. Has some 38DD very smooth and sexy. Nice round ass. Not good massage skills at all. Good for something else but not massage!

Sammy - AKA Corey - 832-360-0839 - Takes people's money and calls her pimp to scare you off

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BLUE -- EYED -- GIRLS -- - 32
Alex 713 - 839 - 6944 (Top pic) Ann 713 - 873 - 1767 (Bottom pic)
Poster's age: 32• Location: Houston, 290/610
These two are really pros at what they do, german girls with thick german accent. Tony is short, big boobs, ass and some tummy but really good massage, rub down and dips in to check some prostrate, stimulation. HJ,FIV, NSE

281-849-3211 Yesenia PHOTOS 100% ME GUARANTEED!Leave a message if I do not answer as I may be in session. A 1 to 2 hr notice to assure my availability is always great!AVAILABLE NOW  Poster's age: 23 281-849-3211
Puerto Rican, long black hair, light body rub, no pressure, nice ass, big boobs, very good attitude, with more visit you get some more! young girl . HJ,FIV,NSE
Lebanese exotic hunny - 21
PREFERABLY Middle eastern and Indian =) 281-236-0692 Carina
Poster's age: 21Kisses, PLEASE NO TEXTING,EMAILING!!!!!
-Tall dark hair, very pretty, small ass and small boobs, decent rubdown, HJ,FIV and NSE. Kinda pricey for that price but beautiful girl.

CALL ME MELIA ** 281-968-8029 ** See ME before 12pm and get DiScOuNtS on YOUR session
An okay looking half mexican, half white girl, acne face but not ugly, long black hair, firm body rub, will take the whole 1 hour, you get HJ,FIV, NSE, probably menu opens up with frequent visits

AVAILABLE 10AM-8PM - Really skiny girl, very pretty, nice attitude, soft rubdown and not realy massage. FIV, NSE maybe menu opens up with more visits

Alysa (832)659-1233 Escape for a Moment with Sexy Busty Hottie Ready to Accomodate Your Every Need as I Melt All Your Stresses Away with HOT SENSUAL EROTIC RUBDOWN....That Will Leave You with a Feeling of PURE BLISS!...Smiles Guaranteed!...I Love What I Do! ---no texts Poster's age: 30
White girl, middle 30's not ugly not hot, big boobs, nice round ass, more FS than FBSM. Good for quickie and not rubdown/massage

Latina Asian Beauty with Skills, LMT 71 3 396-7224 What a refreshing feeling to know that I know exactly what your body needs. From your scalp to your toes. I am qualified to work you entire body. My nice room is ready for you to relax. Heated massage table with my warm hands is all you need to get you through the hectic week. Call me, PARIS, 713-396-7224
This place has one legit LMT lady (Trisha) that recruits other younger chicks, teaches them the skills but some are just bad at it. It depends when you catch them, might luck out once a while.

GALLERIA!! Sensual LATIN BEAUTY for your bodywork!! ((Sandy)) - 29 Call SANDY 713-355-0644. $80 PER HOUR independent and private If you like "BUTHERFACE" This is it. Nice body, ass, sagging boobs but that face looks older. Decent HJ,FIV

Let go of stress and renew your spirit, while I soothe your body and calm your mind.
My healing hands will leave you feeling relaxed and rejuvenated. Please no private calls or text messaging Shower available. Clean private location. 713 775 7433. Bad FBSM, all about FS, at an apartment location. Older lady, tall, very fit, could have been a model in younger days.

Welcome to my private place . Let my relax your body whit my magic touch is here to relax your body I do combination, full body rub , Swedish, deep tissue stress relief end relaxation
Shower available Hot towelsHot stonsSpecial$60 1 + tip hr$100 90mnt. Please call me ; 832 896 1361 - 832 2842618 cash onlymonday to Saturday 10;00 am to 6;00 pm . Location Westheimer end dunvale min from galleria area - good FBSM, FIV, NSE, might CBJ